Thanx for Nothing

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, thanks for nothing

You shouldn't have, oh you didn't

You're so generous. thanks for nothing

Never mind all the stuff I bought for you

It was my pleasure getting nothing back

Come next year I'm getting you exactly what you got me

Fucking nothing, see how you like it

I don't have much money but I got you something nice

I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price

To show I care this time of year

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, thanks for nothing

So I'm a sap under the Christmas tree

Trying to find the gifts I thought you got for me

But there was nothing there, what a shock

Just the torn-up Christmas wrappings from all the gifts I bought

Thanks for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas

Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with

What a blessing, you're really something

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, thanks for nothing

I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully

Sweating in a crowed mall and you don't get shit for me

You selfish asshole. I hope you die

Choking on your putrid pile of presents six feet high

Thanks for making Christmas such a disappointment

Thanks for making sharing seem so fucking pointless

What a pal, I'll tell you one thing

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, thanks for nothing

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, thanks for nothing

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Fuck you