If It Ain't One Thing (It's You)

Well, I guess it's just not my day

The wind blew my morning paper away

Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass

From the stormdoor you broke when you left here so fast

If it ain't one thing it's you

If you've heard that I'm going crazy, it's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing, it's you

Well, I rented that movie you hate

But that old VCR just chewed up the tape

Then I went to the freezer thought I'd cook me a steak

All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake

If it ain't one thing, it's you

If you've heard that I'm going crazy, it's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing, it's you

But I never knew that I needed you so

But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go

If it ain't one thing, oh, it's you

If you've heard that I'm going crazy, it's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing

Oh, if it ain't one thing

It's you