There Is Life Outside Your Apartment

Princeton

Yeah

Listen, buddy, nobody's seen you for two weeks

What's up with that?

I went to work for a temp agency

And they fired me for being too depressing on the phone

I maxed out my cards, I'm two months behind in rent

I totally messed up my personal life

Oh, and, Brian, I still haven't found my purpose

Alright, get off your ass and stop worrying

Everyone's getting together to mess around the city today

Have fun

When I say everyone that includes you

There is life outside your apartment

I know it's hard to conceive

But there's life outside your apartment

And you're only gonna see it if you leave

There is cool shit to do, but it can't come to you

And who knows, dude, you might even score

There is life outside your apartment

But you've got to open the door

No thanks, I'm staying in

Don't tell me I gotta force you

Sorry

Alright everyone, he's resisting

There is life outside

There is life outside, there is life outside

There is life outside your apartment

There's a pigeon squashed on the street

Ew

There's a girl passing by

No, I think it's a guy

And a homeless man who only wants to buy something to eat

Sorry, can't help you

We could go to the zoo

Pick up girls at NYU

We could sit in the park smoking pot

Or not

There is life outside your apartment

Well, I guess I'll give it a shot

There is life outside your apartment

I know, Christ

There is life outside your apartment

I'm gonna jump

Don't do it

Okay

There is cool shit to do, but it can't come to you

So come on

Get out of the way, asshole

Fuck you

There is life outside your apartment

Oh, you never know what's around the bend

You could win the lotto or make a friend

Take her home to see your apartment

Do you wanna feel special?

I can see that you do

Well, I can make you feel special

If you let me feel you

Where's your pad?

Not too far

We could call you car

We'll be fine, thank you, see ya

Hope you don't get gonorrhea

There is life outside your apartment

But now it's time to go home

There is life outside your apartment

It's time to go home

There is life outside your apartment

It's time to go home

There is life outside your apartment

But now it's time to go home

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