Waltz Darling

A sweet tuxedo girl you see

Queen of ball society

Fond of fun, as fun as fond can be

When it's on the strict Q.T.

I'm not too young, I'm not too old

Not too timid, not too bold

Just the kind you like to hold

Just the kind for sport I'm told

Hell's a-poppin' when I'm waltzin' in my stockings

Hell's a-poppin' in the whole wide world

Hell's a-poppin' when I'm waltzin' in my stockings

Hell's a-poppin' in the whole wide world

I'm a blushing bud of innocence

Says Papa at a big expense

Old maids say I have no sense

Boys declare I'm just immense

Hell's a-poppin' when I'm waltzin' in my stockings

Hell's a-poppin' in the whole wide world

Hell's a-poppin' when I'm waltzin' in my stockings

Hell's a-poppin' in the whole wide world

For my song, I do conclude

I want it strictly understood

Though fond of fun, I'm never rude

Though not too bad, I'm not too good

Hell's a-poppin' when I'm waltzin' in my stockings

Hell's a-poppin' in the whole wide world

Hell's a-poppin' when I'm waltzin' in my stockings

Hell's a-poppin' in the whole wide world

Hell's a-poppin' when I'm waltzin' in my stockings

Hell's a-poppin' in the whole wide world

Hell's a-poppin' when I'm waltzin' in my stockings

Hell's a-poppin' in the whole wide world

Never put your hands on a man, except in dancing

Whispering and giggling at the same time have no place in good society

Don't think you can be rude to anyone and escape

Whispering is always rude

Don't hang on to anyone for support

Don't stand or walk with your chest held in

And your hips forward in imitation of a reverse letter S