Hair

She asks me why

I'm just a hairy guy

I'm hairy noon and night

Hair that's a fright

I'm hairy, high and low

Don't ask me why, don't know

It's not for lack of brain

Like the Grateful Dead, darling

Gimme a head with hair

Long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there, hair

Shoulder length or longer

Here, baby, there, mama

Everywhere, daddy, daddy

Hair, flow it, show it

(Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, oh)

Long as God can grow it, my hair

(My hair)

Let it fly in the breeze

And get caught in the trees

Give a home to the fleas in my hair

A home for fleas

A hive for buzzing bees

A nest for birds, there ain't no words

For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my hair

(Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, oh)

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it, my hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, raggy, matty

Oily, greasy, fleecy, shiny, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen

Knotted, polka dotted

Twisted, beaded, braided

Powdered, flowered and confetti'ed

Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghetti'ed

Oh, say, can you see

My eyes if you can

Then my hair's too short

Down to here, down to there

Down to there, down to where

It stops by itself

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go

When they see me in my toga

My toga made of blonde, brilliant, teen, Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it

Hallelujah, I adore it

Hallelujah, Mary loved her son

Why don't my mother love me, hair

(Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, oh)

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it, my hair

(Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, oh)

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it, my hair

(Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, oh)

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it, my hair