The Jam

It was Friday afternoon in the middle of June

Heineken bottle caps and the aroma of boom

Around the time everybody just got home from class

Shootin' dice, talkin' shit, hopin' the cash would last

Yo, this was around the time when I didn't know no better

Juney moved around in a tinted out Jetta

Then he introduced me to that hydro smoke

And I took one toke, yo, I almost choked

See, I never smoked before so my nerves got shot

Then he told me about the party at the spot, Jamroc

It was guaranteed on but I said, "Son, chill"

There's a joint around the way that's supposed to be real, word

He said, "We got all day, so we gonna do it right

Hit your man's joint first, then Jamroc in one night"

Then I said, "Alright," then I hopped inside the jetty

Let me take a shower, I'm sweaty, and then I'll be ready

Tonight is the night I get my groove on steady

And get my drink on with that Ford named Betty

I went upstairs to get fly, smoke my Thai

Drunk some liquor, to meet my high quicker

Now, I'm type stimo, the party is the M.O.

Me and my crew, we get it started like a demo

Eleven in the evenin, I'm feelin' like a heathen

This thing is goin' down and I highly doubt I'm leavin'

Booty cheeks are in motion and the kids was drinkin' potion

Word is bond, that Black Moon joint got me open

Don't front

Yo, the DJ flipped the script

Threw on that good shit that made the kid lose his grip

Blendin' Risin' to the Top and got these shorties hoppin'

Number coppin', ain't no stoppin' me now

Yo, I'm bound to win till that thing kicked in

The Alizé had me stuck, I don't know where to begin

Now I'm feelin' kinda jaded, wild incoherent

Me and the fellas started acting irreverent

Butt grabbin', mad laughin' just assin'

Then that shit caught up, the shorty lookin' fed up

They said you jonesin' with this one, you gibbin' with that one

Hey, yo, I'm just doin my thing, yo, I'm just havin' fun

You don't see me in here wildin', pullin' out no gun

Yo, I see some of that thing, girl, and I want some

So let's step inside this corner so that we can rap on

Over this bumpin ass song, plus some Dom Perignon

I hit ya with the good lovin', plus fillet mignon

Yeah, yeah, scrammy scrams, that's that same old song

Hey, yo, tell me why the hell your breath smells so strong?

Yo, put some brakes on your yappin' or you won't live long

Please, ****, push on

Alright, scrams, see you later

Scrams?

Can't mess with these street sharks or these alligators

I can't take it no more, yo, it's damn near four

I've been partyin' and drinkin' since I came out my door

Look at these kids about to mix it, damn, where's the exit?

Son, jetted to the ride and got the burner out the Lexus

Hey, yo, he cocked his joint back like he's about to let 'em have it

Kid, I kept it movin' like the Energizer rabbit

Yo, yo, ayo, yo, it's time to skate, ain't no time to contemplate

Whoops, looka there, there's Jake