Cupid's Chokehold (Featuring Patrick Stump)

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Ba ba da da, ba ba da da

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Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

(Ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

(Ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been some time since we last spoke

This is gonna sound like a bad joke

But, mama, I fell in love again

It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old

But Cupid got me in a chokehold

And I'm afraid I might give in

Towel's on the mat, my white flag is waving

I mean she even cooks me pancakes

And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches

If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

We even got a secret handshake

And she loves the music that my band makes

I know I'm young, but if I had to choose her or the sun

I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

(Ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

(Ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

(Ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

(Ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been a while since we talked last

And I'm trying hard not to talk fast

But, dad, I'm finally thinking I may have found the one

Type of girl that'd make you way proud of your son

And I know you heard the last song

About the girls that didn't last long

But I promise this is on a whole new plane

I can tell by the way she says my name

I love it when she calls my phone

She even got her very own ringtone

If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

It's gonna be a long drive home

But I know as soon as I arrive home

And I open the door, take off my coat

And throw my bag on the floor

She'll be back into my arms once more for sure like

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

(Ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

(Ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

(Ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

(Ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

She's got a smile that'll make the most senile

Annoying old man bite his tongue (I'm not done)

She's got eyes comparable to sunrise

And it doesn't stop there (Man, I swear)

She's got porcelain skin, of course she's a ten

And now she's even got her own song (But moving on)

She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard

And we can be on the phone for three hours

(Not saying one word)

And I would still cherish every moment

And when I start to build my future

She's the main component

Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love

Or whatever you call it

But everywhere I go, I keep her picture in my wallet like

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

(Ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

(Ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

(Ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot

(Ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend