Hey DJ / I Can't Dance (To That Music You're Playing)

I can't dance to that rhythm that you be playing

That style is old, sold out and dating, dating back

And, yo, what's up, we used to shake it up

How dare you ever care to play that trash

You best prepare to go away

No more tit for tat, yeah

'Cause I can't dance to that

I can't dance to the music you're playing

Stop, think it over and rewrite your tune

I can't dance to the music you're playing

You better get yourself together, you better do it soon

I'm need the rhythm to be hype and thumping

I want it hot like it's comin' from an oven

I wanna be dancin' and movin'

Betty Boo on the mic and doing the business

So get with this, doing this in the flesh

You just can't resist from hoe-ing and goin' out every night

And Betty Boo's quite irritated

You're terminated

My mind's made up, can't be persuaded

It lacks a certain punch, that certain edge

Betty Boo's the best thing since sliced bread

I've had enough, yes, I wanna cuss

So take your crusty beats with you

And dust, 'cause lately you ain't been up to scratch

And I can't dance for that

I can't dance to the music you're playing

Stop, think it over and rewrite your tune

I can't dance to the music you're playing

You better get yourself together, you better do it soon

(Boogie)

Came to your door, said you were busy

You had a visit from your aunt Lizzy

So what we did

Was we postponed our dope beat session

Till she'd flown home

So I thought I'd practice all by myself

But realized I'd left my lyric file on your shelf

I couldn't believe at what I found

Saw you and aunt Lizzy gettin' on down

You can't imagine at what I saw

It wasn't aunt Lizzy, but a cheap dumb broad

That was the last straw, wouldn't take no more

Walked out the door, what would I stay for?

He lied but never tried

More interested in a bit on the side

But never mind, I got better things to do

So all my best wishes, from Betty Boo

I can't dance to the music you're playing

Stop, think it over and rewrite your tune

I can't dance to the music you're playing

You better get yourself together, you better do it soon

I can't dance to the music you're playing

Stop, think it over and rewrite your tune

I can't dance to the music you're playing

You better get yourself together, you better do it soon

I can't dance to that