Dance Like a Monkey

You're designed so intelligent

Ain't no way that was an accident

Come on, shake your monkey hips

My pretty little creationist, oh, yeah!

Ain't gonna anthropomorphize ya

Or perversely polymorphisize ya, yeah

Little girl, you look so sweet

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

You just started ten thousand years ago

Presto, Adam and Eve and go, man, go

Abel died, Cain took his life

And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife, wow!

Non-believers blame it all on apes

It's monkey time, I wanna see you shake

Evolution is obsolete

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Stomp your hands and clap your feet

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

One more time, yo

It's monkey time

Come on, pretty baby, won't you take a chance?

Be my natural selection, dance, dance, dance

Exorcise your demons with that monkey grin

'Cause we're gonna inherit the wind

Let 'em fight it out in the Supreme Court

That's such a manly indoor sport

Wave your arms and legs in the air

Rock it like a monkey, like ya just don't care

Evolution is so obsolete

Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet, come on!

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey