Cleopatra's Cat

Cleopatra's favorite cat

Got his hands on Caesar's spats

The heat was on as you could see

So he front 'em to Mark Antony

Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me"

"My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me"

Said, Brutus had an eye for clothes

He saw them spats, he said, "I like those"

Caesar had no thing to say

Except "Jesu Christi Domine

Et tu, Brute, well

Jesu Christi Domine

Et tu, Brute"

Well, the senate tried to sympathize

It was this cat they should despise

Informant told his whereabouts

Centurion to seek him out

Centurions

There go the centurions

Cleopatra's favorite cat

Cleopatra's favorite cat

Brutus had to turn his head

When this cat done went and said

"If he's got this thing for shoes

I said, he just might be ambitious, too

They got holidays all in his name

And all a tyrant needs is fame

Those fascists don't play pretty games

Egypt is the place to be

But Rome is a democracy

Rome"

My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me

My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me

Cleopatra's favorite cat, meow

Caesar never got them back

'Cause they killed his ass in the second act

Brutus spoke, then Antony

Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me

Friends, Romans, can't you see?

My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me

Egypt's biggest rivalry

Cleopatra's cat and me

Cleopatra's cat and me

Cleopatra's cat and me

Cleopatra's cat and"