She's My Best Friend

She's my best friend Certainly not the average girl She's my best friend Understands me when I'm falling down, down, down Oh it hurts to be that way Oh it hurts to know I'm that kind of fellow Here's to Newspaper Joe Dropped his teeth on the floor Caught his hand in the door Guess that's the way the news goes If you want to see me I'm sorry but I'm not around If you want to hear me Turn around by the window where the light is She's my best friend Better than a dog or cat She's my best friend Understands me when I'm falling down, down, down Oh it hurts to be that way Oh it hurts when you know I'm that kind of fellow Here's to Mulberry Jane She made jam when she came Somebody cut off her feet And now jelly rolls in the street If you want to see me I'm sorry but I'm not around If you want to be me Turn around by the window where the light is She's my best friend Certainly not the average girl She's my best friend Understands me when I'm falling Falling down Falling down Falling down Falling down Falling down Falling down