Hardball

Throw me the ball and watch what I do with it

Strike one, caught you by surprise

Strike two, right before your eyes

Pitch three, this one's to the wall

Oh, ain't no thing like a game of hardball

When I step to the plate

The outfield gets back

'Cause they know I'm the over-the-wall type of dawg

So, man, he back to back

Yes, they call me little Sammy Sosa

Bubblegum cards, all the posters

Yeah, I know I roast you when It's time to compete

On the field, on the court, over any hot beat

I'm great, and you know it when I see you clonin'

Right now that's all I see going on

Holla at me

Game time, all I think about

Is bringin' home the trophy

If your team's better than mine

You really gotta show me

Really gotta beat me, really gotta trash talk

Mistreat me, and send my squad back home

'Cause I don't lose too much

Matter-of-fact, I ain't never lost at all

When I playin' hardball

So if you on the mound 'bout to pitch to me

Understand, I'm like Griffy, I keep 'em to the wall

Strike one, caught you by surprise

Strike two, right before your eyes

Strike three, ooh, I got you out

Without a doubt, I've got you out

Strike one, caught you by surprise

Strike two, right before your eyes

Pitch three, this one's to the wall

Ain't no thing like a game of hardball

This goes out to them jocks that stare at my jock

Throwin' a pop, keep pitchin'

I'm in the kitchen making radio rock

I usually prefer

I be choosy with all my words

Throwin' eggs at them chicken heads

Beggin' on the curb

Take breath, I'm a blur

A fast baller with a curve

Have a slide at home

Tellin' the friends that's in the third

I'm sure you done heard who I'm doin' it with

I'm doing what's false and what's true and

Girl, listen

When it comes to this game

They call me Zane McGuire

That other kid was just a mark so I made him retire

See, we all got a base

And we hold our own

But when I come up to bat

We gon' all come home

And the fans cheer us on

'Cause they know what the drill is going

Out of the field, into your automobile

And I hope it ain't your Range Rover

That you spend your change over

I'm in the dugout with my tongue out playin'

Game over

Strike one, caught you by surprise

Strike two, yeah, right before your eyes

Strike three, ooh, I got you out

Without a doubt, I've got you out

Strike one, caught you by surprise

Strike two, right before your eyes

Pitch three, this one's to the wall

Ain't no fun like a game of hardball

They call me Young Weezy Rodriguez

You know I'm gettin' it hot as the **** Kennedy

You know?

And I keep the chrome bat swingin'

Slingin' that iron

Pitch on the black like Nolan Ryan

Too bad for TV

You won't see me, I'm right in the streets

I'm a hustler, people, my life in the streets

Watch the game, get your wife in the sheets

My watch, my chain, and my T calls

That way I would never cheap talk

And I call mami sweetheart

She call me sweet daddy

And she gladly love the way that daddy bat it

Yeah, baby, Weezy Weez a player, baby

And I don't share, baby

So if you searching for some ****

Ain't nothing here, baby

Catch me going near eighty in your lady's Bentley

I'm going out

And Weezy ain't never hit a foul

A hot guy

Don't hit pop fly's

I knock it up out the park

And after the game's over, we going to be there after dark

Strike one, caught you by surprise

Strike two, right before your eyes

Strike three, ooh, I got you out

Without a doubt, I've got you out

Strike one, caught you by surprise

Strike two, right before your eyes

Pitch three, this one's to the wall

Ain't no fun like a game of hardball

Strike one, caught you by surprise

Strike two, right before your eyes

Strike three, ooh, I got you out

Without a doubt, I've got you out

Strike one, caught you by surprise

Strike two, right before your eyes

Pitch three, this one's to the wall

Ain't no fun like a game of hardball