Yo Mama

I see you in your office sending and receiving checks

But I know the quest for money comes from a quest for sex

So I cut to the chase and forgot about my job

And decided to stay home with yo mama on my knob

I can see you laughing so I guess you think it's funny

But while you're getting drunk, I've been getting honey

And by tomorrow night you will hungover and sick

And I'll be at my home with yo mama on my dick

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Thinking you're the man, well I am bringing news

Our manhood's being measured by the women that we choose

And you can't earn respect if all you ever pick is sluts

So I'll be staying home to let yo mama suck my nuts

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Eat more fruit, plant more trees

Learn to shoot, travel overseas

Wash the dog, read a book

Find three Chinese recipes to cook

Learn to waltz and speak Maltese

I meant to invent a better feta cheese

The highest I get is number two

'Cause number one on my list of things to do

Is yo mama

Yo mama

Yo mama

Yo mama

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

In my dream I was a cop and I stopped to arrest her

Never met a whore more hardcore so I frisked her

Steamed up the Beamer and needed the demister

When she licked my colon, cleaner than a clyster

Got another blister playing naked Twister

Raw on the floor with yo mama and ya sister

Hadn't even kissed but she still let me fist her

I let her drive home pissed, said

Hasta la vista, baby

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list