Send Me Your Money

Lights, camera

Silence on the set

Tape rolling

3, 2, 1, action

Welcome to the Church of Suicidal

We'll have a sermon and a wonderful recital

But before we go on, there's something I must mention

Important message I must bring to your attention

I was in meditation and prayer last night

I was awoken by a shining bright light

Overhead, a glorious spirit

He gave me a message and you all need to hear it

Said to send me your money

That's what he said, he said to send me your money

Now if you could only send a dollar or two

There ain't a hell of a lot I can promise to you

But if he wants to see Heaven's door

Make out a check for five million dollars or more

Send me your money

Do you hear what I said?

Send me your money

Now give me some bass

Ooh, yeah, that's how we like it

Now let's have some silence

For all you sinners

Now give me more bass

Yeah, that was funky

Now take 'em on home, Brother Clark

Send me your money

Here comes another con hidin' behind a collar

His only God is the almighty dollar

He ain't no prophet, he ain't no healer

He's just a two-bit, goddamn money stealer

Send me your money (Send it, you gotta send it)

(Send me your money, you hear what I'm sayin'?)

(You gotta send it) Send me your money (Send it)

(Send me your money)

Now how much you give is your own choice

But to me it's the difference between a Porsche and a Rolls Royce

I want you to make it hurt when you dig into your pocket

'Cause it makes me feel so good to watch my profits rocket

Send me your money

(Now dig in deep, dig real deep into your pocket)

(I want you to make it hurt)

Send me your money

(We'll take cash, we'll take checks, we'll take credit cards)

(We'll take jewelry, we'll take your mama's dentures, they got gold in 'em)

So who's gonna be the new king of the fakers

Who's gonna take the place of Jim and Tammy Faye Baker

See, my mama, she didn't raise no fool

'Cause you can't put a price on a miracle

Amen