The Siamese Cat Song

We are Siamese, if you please

We are Siamese if you don't please

We are from a residence of Siam

There is no finer cat than I am

Do you see that thing swimmin' round and round?

I think we could reach in and make it drown

If we sneakin' up upon it carefully

There will be a head for you, a tail for me

Do you hear what I hear? (It's a baby cry) (Baby cry)

Where there is a baby, there is milk nearby (Milk nearby)

If we look in baby buggy, there will be (There will be)

Plenty milk for you, plenty for me (Plenty for me)