Spam 9

Spam

It's pink and it's oval

Spam

I buy it at the Mobil

Spam

It's made in Chernobyl

Spam

When I was a child, my family was so poor

They didn't have the finer things in life to eat

So they had a plan, in a big blue can

The government substitute for meat

Oh, it was Spam

It's pink and it's oval

Spam

I buy it at the Mobil

Spam

It's made in Chernobyl

Spam

To get me to eat it at dinner

They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner

He was a winner, that

Never knew defeat

And when he got hungry

When he got hungry

He'd crack open that special treat

Oh, it was Spam

It's pink and it's oval

Spam

I buy it at the Mobil

Spam

It's made in Chernobyl

Spam

S-P-A-M, don't you know it's my best friend?

S-P-A-M, oh, again and again and again and again

Oh, S-P-A-M, don't you know it's my best friend?

S-P-A-M, oh, again and again and again and again

So, go on forget your O-S-C-A-R

There's one meat by-product that's best by far

Hey, it's Spam

It's pink and it's oval

Spam

I buy it at the Mobil

Spam

It's made in Chernobyl

Spam

Everybody!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!