Rockin' the Suburbs

Lemme tell y'all what it's like

Being male, middle-class, and white

It's a bitch, if you don't believe

Listen up to my new CD, sham-on

I got shit running through my brain

It's so intense that I can't explain

All alone in my white-boy pain

Shake your booty while the band complains

I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Michael Jackson did

I'm rockin' the suburbs, except that he was talented

I'm rockin' the suburbs, I take the checks and face the facts

That some producer with computers fixes all my shitty tracks

I'm pissed off but I'm too polite

When people break in the McDonald's line

Mom and dad, you made me so uptight

Gonna cuss on the mic tonight

I don't know how much I can take

Girl, gimmie something I can break

I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did

I'm rockin' the suburbs, except that they were talented

I'm rockin' the suburbs, I take the checks and face the facts

That some producer with computers fixes all my shitty tracks

In a haze these days, I pull up to the stoplight

I can feel that something's not right

I can feel that someone's blasting me with hate

And bass, sending dirty vibes my way

'Cause my great, great, great, great granddad

Made someone's great, great, great, great granddaddies slaves

It wasn't my idea, it wasn't my idea, never was my idea

I just drove to the store for some Preparation-H

Y'all don't know what it's like

Being male, middle-class, and white

Y'all don't know what it's like

Being male, middle-class, and white

Y'all don't know what it's like

Being male, middle-class, and white

Y'all don't know what it's like

Being male, middle-class, and white

It gets me real pissed off, it makes me wanna say

It gets me real pissed off, and it makes me wanna say

It gets me real pissed off, and it makes me wanna say

FUCK

(Just like Jon Bon Jovi did)

I'm rockin' the suburbs, except that he was talented

I'm rockin' the suburbs, I take the checks and face the facts

That some producer with computers fixes all my shitty tracks

These days, yeah, yeah

I'm rockin' the suburbs, yeah, yeah

I'm rockin' the suburbs, yeah, yeah

(You better look out because I'm gonna say, fuck)

(You better look out because I'm gonna say, fuck)