Girl Talk

They like to chat about the dresses they will wear tonight

They chew the fat about their tresses and the neighbor's fight

Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know

Become essential things that women find so apropos

But that's a dame, they're all the same, it's just a game

They call it girl talk, girl talk

They all meow about the ups and downs of all their friends

The who, the how, the why, they dish the dirt, it never ends

The weaker sex, the speaker sex, we mortal males behold

But though we joke, we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold

So baby, stay and gab away, but hear me say

That after girl talk, talk to me

But that's a dame, they're all the same, it's just a game

They call it girl talk, girl talk

So baby, stay and gab away, but hear me say

That after girl talk, talk to me