THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!

Now kids, what does Uncle Sam say we do

When you see an immigrant pickin' strawberries or mowin' a lawn? (We call the feds!)

That's right, we call the feds

Because that's the way Jesus Christ would've wanted it

Yeah (yeah!)

Big ass gun and a big ass beer

On my wall got a big ass deer

On my wall got a big ass buck

And out front, got a big ass truck in the yard

I just shot a big ass boar

Might have a whole six-pack by four

Send all the immigrants right back home

That's the American way, I know

That's the American way my dude

I think Jesus Christ would approve

Let's put billionaires in the office we didn't vote for

They're so cool

My favourite show is the news

But I hate them, I don't know what to do

I got a red hat on they made in China

I hate Asians too, urgh (yee-haw!)

Especially those red dot Indians

I just drank a 12 pack of Pabst

And washed it down wit' a bottle of Jack

I got a German Shorthaired pointer

If I say so he will attack

All I listen to is country music

I hate hippity-hop and rap (yee-haw!)

That's the American way

That's the American way

Eat that barbecue and jambalaya soup

Have a heart attack any day, ay, uh

That's the American way

That's the American way

Freedom of speech, but if I don't agree

You better watch what the fuck you say, ay (heehaw!)

Get that lib shit out of my face

I go to church, but I don't learn nothin'

They want to turn our kids into gays

God up there must have made a mistake

I'm pro-life unless you're already living

I think that women should keep the baby if they get raped

(Wah!) Why the fuck would you say that? (Ah, why?)

Because I love God so much with all my heart

Take a family trip to Walmart

Let's all pile inside the Chevrolet

I hope every Muslim incinerates

I think police should discriminate

Hot dogs and ketchup my dinner plate, tastes great (heehaw!)

That's the American way

That's the American way

Eat that barbecue and jambalaya soup

Have a heart attack any day (heehaw!) Hey, uh

That's the American way

That's the American way

Freedom of speech, but if I don't agree

You better watch what the fuck you say, hey (hey!)

(Heehaw!)

But now kids

What do we do if we see a protester in the street with a sign

Exercising his first amendment right to freedom of speech? (We floor it!)

That's right, we floor it