Dodged A Bullet

Baby you made me cry like Niagara Falls

When you got home from Europe

Tapwater toothbrush ripped ya shirt up

Phone bill with a number I ain't heard of

You've got a husband and I've got a wife

I can guarantee she's cooler than ya dude is

Thanks for introducing me to little cupid

Ya prolly spreading crazy rumors I ain't stupid

But I'm so much better off

With who I ended up with

I thank the stars

Over and over and over and over again

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

You chose someone else on a summer night

A French foreign exchange student

Sweet talking fella might've been a nudist

I don't blame ya even though he wasn't fluent

I like to stroll down memory lane

A little too much I admit it

Wonder if ya ever wanna buy a ticket

Prolly sounds like I still wanna kick it

But I'm so much better off

with who I ended up with

I thank the stars

Over and over and over and over again

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet