Volunteer

I ain't gonna volunteer

I'm no kind of handyman

I can't be a volunteer

I won't lend a helping hand

You can't count on me

I'll let you down, that's a guarantee

And I'm not the one

That you can depend on

I ain't gonna volunteer (No)

I'm no kind of handyman (Oh)

I can't be a volunteer (No)

I won't lend a helping hand

When your back's against the wall

Don't call on me, I'll just drop the ball

I ain't pitching in

So please don't ask me again 'cause (No)

I ain't gonna volunteer (No)

I'm no kind of handyman (Oh)

I can't be a volunteer (No)

I won't lend a helping hand

I ain't standing up, I ain't raising my hand

And if you're looking for love, you better find another man

Me helping out just isn't part of the plan

I hope you understand

I ain't your helpful little elf

Why don't all y'all just go fuck yourself

Let's have no doubt

It's over and I'm out

I ain't gonna volunteer (No)

I'm no kind of handyman (Oh)

I can't be a volunteer (No)

I won't lend a helping hand (No)

I ain't gonna volunteer (No)

I'm no kind of handyman (Oh)

I can't be a volunteer (No)

I won't lend a helping hand (No)

I won't lend a helping hand (No)

I won't lend a helping hand

No, I ain't that kind of man

Man