We Know The Monster Mash

We know that Monster Mash

And all that balderdash

But could we just once do a different dance?

Like, remember how we used to do the Twist?

I used to Monster Mash

I used to kick and thrash

I really thought I knew how to do the math

But any time a monster crossed my path

I kept my limbs real quiet

I let that monster past

So can we dance again

How we used to when

We were us and they were them

And no one really had to name it when

We were monsters then

We know the Monster Mash

And all that other trash

But could we just once

Do a different dance, like

Remember how we used to twist and laugh

Like when the wind picked up

And took the beauty pagent's sash

And we howled that night

Up on the amber streetlights

Watching above at the stray dog fights

I never really used to be afraid of heights

I used to dance

I used to dance

So can we dance again

How we used to when

We were us and they were them

And no one really had to name it when

We were monsters then