Rodeo Clown

Didn't know what I signed up for

When they swung open that gate

By the time she got me on the dance floor

Hell, it was too late

I fell in love in about eight seconds

But I left that neon blue

That's a lesson I learned, let me save you some hurt

Let you in on some lone star truth

They'll lasso you up and spin you around

They'll cut you loose just to chase you back down

Them Texas girls, they sure know how

To turn a cowboy to a rodeo clown

A bunch of whiskey shooting, Lucchese boot scooting

Leave your heart broke in a sawdust cloud

Them Texas girls, they sure know how

To turn a cowboy to a rodeo clown

Before you go and buckle that buckle

You're gonna wanna white knuckle a double or two

She'll leave you with a shiner when you come back and find her

On the floor with someone new

They'll lasso you up and spin you around

They'll cut you loose just to chase you back down

Them Texas girls, they sure know how

To turn a cowboy to a rodeo clown

A bunch of whiskey shooting, Lucchese boot scooting

Leave your heart broke in a sawdust cloud

Them Texas girls, they sure know how

To turn a cowboy to a rodeo clown

They'll lasso you up and spin you around

They'll cut you loose just to chase you back down

Them Texas girls, they sure know how

To turn a cowboy to a rodeo clown

They'll lasso you up and spin you around

They'll cut you loose just to chase you back down

Them Texas girls, they sure know how

To turn a cowboy to a rodeo clown

A bunch of whiskey shooting, Lucchese boot scooting

Leave your heart broke in a sawdust cloud

Them Texas girls, they sure know how

To turn a cowboy to a rodeo clown