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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Audrey Hobert
Performer
Ricky Gourmet
Bass
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Audrey Hobert
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Ricky Gourmet
Producer
Jon Castelli
Mixing Engineer
Dale Becker
Mastering Engineer
Piéce Eatah
Vocal Recording Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
So it went like this, I finished work, and then I drove home, pissed
Oh God, what's worse?
Than when your shit's all twisted, everything's off, uh
So I hit the joint, and now I'm feeling better
And I strip down south 'cause I'm the naked neighbor
It's a choice, or am I cursed? It's a toss-up
[PreChorus]
Sometimes, I get on my knees
Pray to God, the birds, and the bees
I do it in a crisis
It's a crisis nightly now
Then through my nightgown, there's a breeze
And out the window, through the trees
I see it, and it's striking
It's a bowling alley party I forgot about
[Chorus]
But I got my creams on and my gown on
And I don't think anyone cares if I go or not
So wrong to think everyone loves me?
But doesn't need to be around me all the time (Oh, oh, oh)
But I'll be honest, yeah, the bowling alley kinda sounds nice (Oh, oh, oh)
And I'm invited, so I'll go there tonight
[Verse 2]
So I get up fast, I hate to keep 'em waiting
Party's not fun yet 'cause I'm too busy praying
God, I'm so happy to be rushing off, mm
So I walk in hot, oh great, nobody noticed
Till I hit that strike, then everybody noticed me, uh-huh
Everybody loves a winner
Who's gonna tell 'em I'm a lucky beginner?
[PreChorus]
Sometimes, I get on my knees
Pray to God, the birds, and the bees
I do it in a crisis
It's a crisis nightly now
Then, from the front door comes a breeze
And out the window, through the trees
I see it, and it's frightening
It's a candle in my room, forgot to blow it out
[Chorus]
But I got my jeans on and my crown on
And the whole place totally cares if I go or not
So wrong to think everyone loves me?
And they need to be around me all the time (Oh, oh, oh)
But I'll be honest, yeah, the nightgown kinda sounds nice (Oh, oh, oh)
I take the trophy and I Irish goodbye
[Bridge]
Say it ain't so, I love to go home
Say it ain't so, I love to go—
[Outro]
'Cause I got my creams on and my gown on
And I don't think anyone cares if I'm home or not
So wrong to think everyone loves me?
It doesn't need to be about me all the time (Oh, oh, oh)
But I'll be honest, yeah, the bowling alley kinda felt nice (Oh, oh, oh)
I turn the light on, and I stare at the prize
Written by: Audrey Hobert