Heart Attack Man (XXX Ans !)

Here's a little diddy about a good guy I know

You know Heart Attack Man

And you know, he weighs in pretty hefty

My man's like 275

How much he weigh?

He's like the guy in the Hefty bag commercial

Okay, okay, let's take it from here

Drink a six pack and then you play some ball

Walking down the stairs and then he starts to fall

Add on two joints and he starts to sweat

275 pounds that you can't forget

'Cause he's a Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man

Spend all your money on your health insurance plan

Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man

Keep on getting bigger because you know that he can

Why do you force yourself on top of that girl?

Laugh with all your buddies because it's a man's, man's world

Someday, that shit will come back to you

Throwing your weight around and that shit is through

Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man

Going nowhere and got no master plan

Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man

Weighs in at 275

Yeah, my man is lucky to be alive

Smokin' and drinkin', too

My man, the Heart Attack Man, is gonna be running over you

Got no goddamn respect

Yeah, you'd better put your big, big bitch ass in check

Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man

Lungs full of tar and a stomach full of Spam

Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man

Time to change your ways, Heart Attack Man

Oh, what do we know about partying or anything else?