Nobody

No! Got no wallet

No! I got no money

No! I got no special code

No! Don’t know the handshake

No! No invitation

No! You’d better hit the road

No! I’m a fraudster

No! A fabrication

No! I’m not on the list

Ha! I’m a black belt

Ha! In negotiation

Ha! Have you met my fist?

Nobody no, nobody

Nobody, no nobody

Nobody, nobody gets in there

Nobody no, nobody

Nobody, no no no

Nobody, nobody’s not too square

No! National Trust card

No! Driving license

No! Negative Covid test

No! EU passport

No! My mother’s blood type

No! Hair plucked from my chest

No! MRI scan

No! My double helix

No! A letter from the Queen

No! A real Blue Peter badge

No! A GPS tracker

No! To show you where I’ve been

Nobody no, nobody

Nobody, no nobody

Nobody, nobody gets in there

Nobody no, nobody

Nobody, no no no

Nobody, nobody thinks it’s fair

No

Nobody

Nobody

Nobody

What’s your name?

What do you hope to achieve?

What’s your game?

Remain or leave?

Who’s your father?

Do you know anyone called Steve?

What’s your religion and what do you really believe?

Nothing!

Nothing, well why didn’t you say

Oh! I see the problem

Oh! We spelled your name wrong

Oh! We had it without an ‘E’

Oh! We must apologise

Oh! We’re so sorry

Yes! Yes, come in for free!

Somebody you’re somebody

Somebody we like somebody

Somebody who’ll always be welcome here

Somebody there’s somebody

Look everybody, there’s somebody

Somebody, buy him a bloody beer!

Somebody, somebody

Somebody, somebody

Somebody, somebody

Somebody, somebody

Somebody, somebody

Somebody, somebody

Somebody, somebody

Somebody, tell me to stop