Now That I've Hit The Big Time

She picked me up in her station wagon

We drove on down Fairfax avenue

I bought her thanksgiving dinner at Thrifty’s

And I bought her an ice cream sundae too

We talked about the way it was

When I was living at home

And how it was, and what we were

If I had enough underwear

We talked about the man she married

My father and my brother

Seems like we never talk about no other

Dear Ol’ mom

She did me know harm

And now that I’ve hit the big time

Seems like the big time still hasn’t hit me

She told me to shave the stuff off my face

Get a job and face tomorrow

But I keep trying these same old record people

With there bushy hair, there plucked out eyebrows

They say the rich get richer

The poor get poorer

Well I’m somewhere in between in the middle

I’m tired of playing second fiddle

To these dreams

These dreams of mine

Dear Ol’ mom

She did me know harm

And now that I’ve hit the big time

Seems like the big time still hasn’t hit me

So drop me off there’s so much to do

Before I hit the big time

That’s right I’m there already

Well we’ve had a nice day

Come around anytime, but then

Don’t ask me what I’m doing

Ever

Again

Don’t ask me what I’m doing

Ever

Again