Sex, Drugs, & Country Music

I kiss and told, till the word got out

That I could tie a cherry stem with my mouth

All the guitar boys started coming around

And I had to know what they were singing about

I met the birds and bees

The highwaymen and weed

And once I tried all three

I found my trinity

Two pills and a bed to lay in

A good song to keep the blues at bay, and

Little green, satin sheet, and Waylon

Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking

Go on, play that six-string Cupid

Get me high, 'cause love is stupid

Only things that get me through it

Are sex, drugs, and country music

Met Mary Jane and Adderall

Through a friend of a friend in a bathroom stall

One hit, strange trip, wrecking ball

It really got the ball rolling, now I'm on a roll

Rolling every day

First stop when I get paid

Keeps the bad juju away

At least that's what I say

Two pills and a bed to lay in

A good song to keep the blues at bay, and

Little green, satin sheet, and Waylon

Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking

Go on, play that six-string Cupid

Get me high, 'cause love is stupid

Only things that get me through it

Are sex, drugs, and country music, ooh

When I first heard pedal steel

I knew that God was real

And when you sing to me

It brings me to my knees

All I really need

All I really need is

Two pills and a bed to lay in

A good song to keep the blues at bay, and

Little green, satin sheet, and Waylon

Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking

Go on, play that six-string Cupid

Get me high, 'cause love is stupid

Only things that get me through it

Are sex, drugs, and country music, ooh

And country music