classic narcissist

Call me out to lunch

But I don’t say much

And I knew it

‘Cause you just need someone

To have your words fall on

And it’s always about you

And your big plans

For your big “what’s next”s

And I just sit there

A potential sounding board

If you would listen

But why would you listen

If you already know what’s best

So I don’t say much

I just write a song instead

‘Cause you’re a

Classic narcissist

Know you can’t resist

If you think this song is about you

Then you’re a

Classic narcissist

Well, if the shoe fits

If you think this song is about you

Then you’re a

Oversharer, life-despairer

So intellectual, they’ll never get it though

Put up every single thought online

‘Cause they matter

Yeah, they matter

All your big plans

For your big “what’s next”s

And I just sit there

Thinking we were friends

But you don’t want friends

Just enablers of your behaviour

So you toss me aside

‘Cause you’re a

Classic narcissist