Rappin' Roast

It's a r- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

All of these queens 'bout to be burnt toast

Serving it up from coast to coast

It's a r- rap- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

It's a rappin' roast

First up, Tina Burner!

It's a rappin' roast

Red, yellow and orange you glad to see me?

Miss Burner if you're nasty, no need to introduce

I heard these roasts get dirty, so let me be a douche

Kerri couldn't help but wonder, will pretty be enough?

Online Ru ordered Sasha, but you showed up

Lydia is serving Harry Potter out of drag

Spells were needed for that entrance

A messy burlap bag

Two bricks in the house

Oh, sorry, I meant "Brooks"

A Trixie body double, the other no one books

Nicole Paige Brooks, a scared straight program

Keeping kids off drag, she's the face, that's the slogan

You're a mean girl, Mistress, a bitch, a jerk

All that aside, I'm still a fan

Danny DeVito, I love your work

Halfway through an EGOT, Miss Charles did the thing

You'll need an Oscar, Grammy

Better learn to act and sing

That's a wrap, like Rose’s face

I'm here to smoke you out

All glown up, zero fucks, and that's no doubt

It's a r- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

All of these queens 'bout to be burnt toast

Serving it up from coast to coast

It's a r- rap- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

It's a rappin' roast

Next up, Nicole Paige Brooks

It's NPBFAG

Nicole, honey, oh you know me

Season two OG, can't say shit to me

Charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent

Ass shots and mug shots just for some balance

Tina Burner, is that Miss Turner

Without the waistline and possibly a hernia?

Miss Butthole, the question is: Whose did you lick to get back here so quick?

Two Brookses one season

One with no neck and them biscuits

Oh, God, I can't even

Kerri's half my age, four times the work

A whole new face, but still dumb as dirt

Gorgeous Jorgeous, how'd you get here?

You've been in Ross's colon this whole damn year?

It's a r- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

All of these queens 'bout to be burnt toast

Serving it up from coast to coast

It's a r- rap- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

It's a rappin' roast

Next up, Lydia Butthole Kollins

Ooh, the Butthole is here

Let's gape these hoes

Jorgeous, oh, you think you're so sickening

Itty bitty titty girl

Twinkie butthole winking

Born for drag, more like born to quit it

Third time's the charm, now it's time for you to hit it

MIB shredding it so thick

Stunning beat, strutting like you own the stage

But let's see you do a flip like Miss Le'Paige

Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia

Your looks deflated, unsophisticated

Season 2 was years ago, bitch you're dated

Face, face, body, it's Kerri Colby

You'll always be the Tamar to Sasha's Toni

Shattering all mirrors, it's Tina Burner

People run and hide when she turns the curner

Breaking all these necks in the other direction

With you and being stunning, where's the connection?

It's a r- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

All of these queens 'bout to be burnt toast

Serving it up from coast to coast

It's a r- rap- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

It's a rappin' roast

Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks

It's a rappin' roast

I'm the heavyweight champ, call me Mistress

Watch me eat these bitches up, so delicious

Lydia Kollins, what's the real tea?

How you beg to be my son, but try to diss me?

A lot of butch queens want to be my mini-me

But they're just imitating, can't match my pedigree

Just like Jorgeous, these bitches have no GED

They start panicking when they see the MIB

Ayo, Kerri, you like to call yourself Tranos?

Well, I'm the Iron Woman, look what happened to Thanos

Now moving on to Nicole Paige Brooks

I can't read the bitch, look how Nicole Paige looks (Yikes)

Turn it and burn it, don't let this brick deceive you

Tina Burner's on fire like gonorrhea

When she walked in the room it was nice to see you

Now arrivederci, bitch, hasta la vista

It's a r- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

All of these queens 'bout to be burnt toast

Serving it up from coast to coast

It's a r- rap- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

It's a rappin' roast

Coming up next, hello, Jorgeous

Back in the saddle, it's Jorgeous on deck

Getting harder to breathe with my foot on your neck

I'm pretty and I'm funny and a lipsync turner

None of these things describe Tina Burner

Love my sis Kerri, but don't get it twisted

Ru would love you too if she remembered you existed

The Butthole is back, nice to meet you, Lydia

You think you're going to win? Bitch, I pity ya

Nicole, welcome back, it's been a while for you

All the fans know you as "Nicole Paige, who?"

Take it all in, how does it feel

To know your ass is still the second best Brooks here

Speaking of Mistress, let's be for real

You're looking like Godzilla in a one-inch heel

You talk the most, yet say the least

To quote Alyssa Edwards: "Beast!"

It's a r- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

All of these queens 'bout to be burnt toast

Serving it up from coast to coast

It's a r- rap- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

Alright, y'all, Kerri Colby

I'm gon' get satisfaction, turn these five hoes into fractions

Let me give it to you, sis, I'm a prophetess

Ain't one bad built bitch stopping this

'Cause I could never be a bitch from Obie City

Titties pretty, peep the Getty, giving diversity

Chicken-looking bitches want to pop off so damn bad

Talking 'bout some bullshit they ain't ever had

I stand ten feet tall, God damn, I'm glad

It's the one good thing came from my dad

Y'all wanna boo-hoo cry but that shit ain't sad

I know y'all 'bout to be mad when I run this back

I turn my cheek when you smack it, but you still do what I say

So I'm a lyrical miracle, extra guaca y queso

The little bitch should just lay low, dije dame tu fuego

I'll eat you up like Eggos

Five, five, five hoes into fractions

'Cause I'm 'bout that action

Mwah

It's a r- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

All of these queens 'bout to be burnt toast

Serving it up from coast to coast

It's a r- rap- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

It's a r- rap-

It's a rappin' roast

All of these queens 'bout to be burnt toast

Serving it up from coast to coast

It's a r- rap- rap-

It's a rappin' roast