SHOP MUSIC.

"Won't do nothing for free

What would that get me

Just me and my fleas

We got to pay Steve

(What about Steve?)

I don't wanna move

I don't wanna mingle

Is it too much to ask for a #1 hit single?

A sponsorship?

Or successful jingle?

Profit makes me tingle

We will sell your shit

We will sell your shit

We're charming

We're funny

Give us instruction

We'll do it for money

And we'll get a good mark up

Buy a bag and spark up

After we sell your shit

We will sell more shit

Give us your T shirt

We'll wear it if we get the fee first

We're charming

We're smart

Business minded

No heart

Exposure don't pay

And you can't eat art

No win

No fee

That's blasphemy

More cash for me

Tax man calling, naturally

But actually

I've got no scratch you see

I keep that stashed over sea

We're practically dastardly

Duck the books and the HMRC

This will make your life better

This will make your back stronger

This will make your wife wetter

This will make your dick longer

This will make your city more like London

From your penthouse to your secret sex dungeon

This will redo all that is undone

This will make your family love you

This will make all your lies come true

This will get you an invite to the feast

This will blow a hole into the middle east

Judge, lawyer, priest

This will make your allegations cease

And bring horror upon all your enemies

We will sell your shit

We will sell your shit

Cuz Remember when all else fails them

All artists are salesman

So, I made a bit of money

Now all my issues have been largely addressed

Though I'm still a bit on edge

And often quiet depressed

Wilfully possessed

Can't spot the monster

When he's well dressed

Here's the thing

Money talks,

But it can't sing"