Pizza Time

My teenage son comes down the stair

Makes his way to the frigidaire

He's looking for pizza

He's pleased to find there's a pizza there

Slide it in the oven

And ten minutes later

It's Pizza Time

In the outside world, things ain't so nice

Not everybody got a pizza slice

I got to tell the boy, make him appreciate

You live in a bubble that is shiny and great

But while you're munching your treat

Think of those who can't eat

(And keep an eye on those calories too)

Chill out Dad

It's Pizza Time.

You're ruining Pizza Time!

Up inside his room, gaming engines hum

It smells like a pet shop inside of a bum

He should be revising, exams are nearly here

Instead, he's eating Pizza, and stealing all my beer

He's heard the boring speeches

From his parents and his teachers

He says, 'Dude, it's going to be OK'

I thought it would be easy to be a Dad

To have a mini-best friend

To cheer you up when you feel sad

Turns out there's more to it than that

Do what I say, never do what I do

Cos I'm the same as you

Chill out Dad

It's Pizza Time

You're ruining Pizza Time!

Cheer up Dad

It's Pizza Time!

Beautiful Pizza Time

Pizza Time,

It's Pizza Time

Again, it's Pizza Time

It's Pizza Time

It's still Pizza Time

It's Pizza Time

It's always Pizza Time

It's Pizza Time…

05. DANCING IN THE MIDDLE

You're the kind of prick

That really makes me sick

Too cowardly to pick a side

You'd rather hide

In the middle

(All you do is fiddle, dancing in the middle)

Grow a spine fast

Nail your colours to the mast

Come on wishy washy boy

No more time to chill

Climb a hill

(All you do is fiddle, dancing in the middle)

There's a good team

And a bad team

And the team in between

Never win

Cos that team are wankers

All they do is fiddle

Dancing in the middle

Can you see

The arc of history?

Will you ride

The juggernaut of destiny?

No, you can't see the arc

Or the juggernaut

Cause you're caught

Crapping your pants

Wringing hands with

The Beta Boys

And you wanna be everyone's friend

Even if everyone is a twat

With a boring hat

Shaking stupid hands

And dancing in the middle

We are the middle-dancing men

We are the middle-dancing men

We are the middle-dancing men

We are the middle-dancing men