This Beer Is Making Me Awesome

MY DAMN JOB IS MAKING ME MAD

THIS EMPTY WALLET IS MAKING ME SAD

THIS CAR THAT WON’T RUN IS MAKING ME UPSET

AND THIS RUN DOWN HOUSE IS MAKING ME UP TO HERE IN DEBT

BUT THIS BEER (THIS BEER RIGHT HERE!) IS MAKING ME AWESOME

BULLETPROOF, TEN FOOT TALL AND THEN SOME

I’M FEELING TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER AND A LOT MORE HANDSOME

YEAH THIS BEER (THIS BEER RIGHT HERE!) IS MAKING ME AWESOME

ALL OF THESE BILLS ARE MAKING ME DEPRESSED

AND RAISING THESE KIDS IS GONNA GIVE ME A CARDIAC ARREST

THIS GRAY HAIR I KEEP FINDING IS MAKING ME FEEL OLD

BUT WITH A COLD ONE IN MY HAND, WELL, I’M INVINCIBLE

YEAH THIS BEER (THIS BEER RIGHT HERE!) IS MAKING ME AWESOME

BULLETPROOF, TEN FOOT TALL AND THEN SOME

YEAH, I’M FEELIN’ TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER AND A LOT MORE HANDSOME

YEAH THIS BEER (THIS BEER RIGHT HERE!) IS MAKING ME AWESOME

WELL I’VE BEEN THINKING LATELY, MY WIFE IS MAKING ME CRAZY

BUT THIS SUDSY FRIEND OF MINE BELIEVES IN ME

YEAH THIS BEER (THIS BEER RIGHT HERE!) IS MAKING ME AWESOME

BULLETPROOF, TEN FOOT TALL AND THEN SOME

I’M FEELIN’ THIRTY YEARS YOUNGER, SMARTER, STRONGER AND A LOT MORE HANDSOME

YEAH THIS BEER (THIS BEER RIGHT HERE!) IS MAKING ME AWESOME

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

AND THIS TEQUILA IS AFFECTING ME ADVERSELY

BUT THIS BEER (THIS BEER RIGHT HERE) IS MAKING ME AWESOME