Jeremy, Utilitarian Sadboy

Jeremy! What a show-off!

Published the world over

Now a permanent installation

"Lonely but loved by"

Diligent students

(Hands deep in their pockets)

Behold your seated body

Forever seeking "highest

Good for highest number"

"With calculators!"

No fuzzy math, boys

Careful not to tip the scales!

Never fear death, boys

Body's but an instrument. "Stale!"

Jeremy! Monsieur Dumont!

Friends of the wretched men

Forever singing

"All are visible, blessed!"

"No more cavities!"

But sophistry

Hydra with many heads prevails

Your inheritance and your benevolence

They could not counter

Ballots stuffed with vulgar errors

Scrawled on the prison walls

It was written "stale"

"This despite the sanction well-meant!"

Trial of a quarter century kind of failed

"Thus our dear inventor is spent

Sweet mercy, she has been impaled!"

Born again in medicine

And then dispersed again everywhere!

No matter how severe my scowl

I'll always grin underneath

No matter how severe

I will grin underneath