Johnny Gone

Hi my name is Johnny and I'm sorry the house is a mess

I've just received a threatening letter from the IRS

And a similar bit of erotic mail from the Iowa Department of Revenue

I'm counting on you tonight my strange lover

They'll find me sulking towards a government center

Clutching a copy of the apocalypse flea

Storm Struck Johnny

Saw one body carrying a red flag

Next thing Johnny knew the coroner and the body bag

Life Stuck Johnny

Saw two bodies carrying a white flag

Next thing Johnny knew

I knew you when you were poor

I heard you're working for the CIA

Heard you ain't poor no more

I couldn't hack it at the factory, sorry daddy

I slumped out of university, sorry mommy

Dunno what the **** is wrong with me

Hi my name is Johnny

Tornado Johnny

Derecho Johnny

We're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn with the empire

I've got Jinx and Jane and the Queen of California in the backseat

And we're riding in threes

I've just received a dispatch, from Mickey Mouse of East Palestine

And he was clutching a copy of the apocalypse flea chanting

Mahsa Amini, Mahsa Amini

Hi my name is Johnny and I'm sorry the house is a mess

I've just received a threatening letter from the IRS

And a similar bit of erotic mail from the Iowa Department of Revenue

I'm counting on you tonight my strange lover

They'll find me sulking towards a government center

Clutching a copy of the apocalypse flea