Big Mouth's Going to High School!

My name is Matthew McDell

W-W-What are you doing? I said incredible, not weird

My pronouns are he/him and my last school was a shit show

My ex-boyfriend fucked a couch cushion

His name is Matthew McDell, his pronouns are he/him

His last school was a shit show

And his ex-boyfriend fucked a couch cushion

Oh, my God, Matthew! You're doing it!

Keep singing, ooh, we need a song in the premiere!

It's gonna be glorious, it's gonna be grand

This boy has found his people, yes, he's made it to the promised land

In this castle, you can be a king, or a sad and lowly pawn

Yes, Big Mouth's going to high school

We're finally moving on

Some, like lambs to slaughter, will be helpless and afraid

Lambs to slaughter

While those with a killer's instinct will understand how the game is played

Play the game

Some will never outrun misery, no matter how they try

Still Big Mouth's going to high school

Yes, we've milked middle school dry

There's fortune for the lucky few in the life they've always braved

Some will suffer, longing for so much more

For so much more

Others, still will flounder, dumb and blind to escape a life depraved

All these little twits would lose their shit if they knew what lay in store

Yeah

Some will find a brand new life in the belly of the beast

That will bring them sweet salvation or grim demise

Or a grim demise

It's gonna be a whole new shit show

We're gonna blow some brand-new loads

On a bold adventure, we'll embark

Until the day we jump the shark

The Big Mouth kids are moving on to high school!

High school

But not for nine more episodes

Not for nine more episodes!