I was on a bus that was hotter than a Greek dogfight
With a carrier bag full of custard
The bus stopped and she got on board, big eyes, big floppy hat
And as she walked up the aisle, I felt something I hadn't felt for a while
The only spare seat was the one next to mine
She smelt of second hand books and newly washed hair
She said, is that a bag of custard?
I said yeah
She said it's hot on here isn't it?
I said yeah
She said you're a man of few words aren't ya?
I said, I just go a bit weird around beautiful women
And then our eyes met we both started floating out of the door, up up and away over Boscombe. For a while now I had been determined not to fall in love but
As we soared over Lidl I knew I was fucked
We spent the night talking, cooling off in the river
By the moonlight I could see tiny fish
It was just turning midnight when we kissed
9 months later we had a baby
It was that baby that truly saved me
There's a sky that's full of lonely stars, and an ocean filled with sunken hearts
Then one day you can catch a bus and fall in love with someone new
