Dana Smitty

Well I know a man well they called Dana Smitty

Sometimes while at work he seems kind of shitty

All day long he yearns for something better for his wife and his child

One thing they don't know about his bad habits

He likes to masturbate while patting fluffy rabbits

This overwhelming urge it seems to overcome him which is why he doesn't frequent zoos

Dana Dana stop touching yourself

Dana they say it's bad for your health

Dana Smitty why must I sing this son

Don't you know it's sick and it's just wrong

The first time Dana heard this song, he punched me in my face

But he knew that I was right and had put him in his place

He feels better about himself and sold all his rabbits

Now he's a much better man

So if any of you have a friend like my poor friend Dana

You must try to make him right and get him more saner

Because my friends this kind of thing just ain't right

Don't you know that fluffy rabbits bite!

Dana Dana stop touching yourself

Dana they say it's bad for your health

Dana Smitty why must I sing this son

Don't you know it's sick and it's just wrong

Dana Dana stop touching yourself

Dana they say it's bad for your health

Dana Smitty why must I sing this son

Don't you know it's sick and it's just wrong