Ralph Wiggum

Things got me thinking, maybe

I might be going crazy

'Cuz a leprechaun tells me

That I gotta go burn things

I can spell C-A-T

And I think of mine on the daily

Don't know the answer to your question, but

I'll tell you 'bout my cat

Know everything there is to know about that

Wanted to be with Lisa

Told her I choo-choo-choose ya

Walked her home in the summer

Couldn't get her number

Would she be my valentine

If I didn't have a simple mind?

Daddy tells me that I'm special, so

Bet you that I'm fine

Why do they run from me all the time?

My cats breath smells like cat food

It tastes like burning