Voyeur Of Boredom

Someone here isn't telling the truth

To figure that out doesn't take a sleuth

Look closely, the baby just cut his first tooth

The elders are so fascinated by youth

What is that boiling? Maybe it's beef

Looks like some ne'er-do-well tracked in a leaf

The dog's furry face is covered in grief

Completely swept up in a nonsense motif

Struggling to make up a meaningful night

The room has gone dark, the screen has gone white

Voyeur of boredom, I don't get this stuff

Voyeur of boredom, I can't get enough

Fighting the need to sleep

It's so hypnotizingly cheap

I'm a voyeur, a voyeur of boredom in deep

Will Mitzi give up and just marry Jim

Or change her mind, and go off with Tim?

Hey look, the road's blocked by a falling limb

Hey, my eyebrows could make use of an easy trim

Just think about all of this bullshit I've learned

Tim hit the road, and poor Mitzi got burned

There's something 'bout something that I could've earned

While channel after channel after channel is turned

Struggling to make up a meaningful night

The room has gone dark, the screen has gone white

Voyeur of boredom, I don't get this stuff

Voyeur of boredom, I can't get enough

Fighting the need to sleep

It's so hypnotizingly cheap

I'm a voyeur, a voyeur of boredom in deep

I'm a voyeur, a voyeur of boredom in deep