Bedroom Bullies!

(Xbox!)

See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler

You got a 50/50 chance of winning

But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal!

So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me

Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix

Your chances of winning drastic go down

A different product, I'm unique, I'm one of one

They really popping in these streets, they showing love

They had me shopping, check receipts, I'm wearing ones

They lemme cop and I don't even got the funds

They gone be talking bout me even when I'm gone

They call me pop I ain't even got a son

You see the scene and I'm the reason that it's fun

It's a, w/l.'s but I be needing me a dub

Leave me in a rut leave me in the dirt

Leave me in a hearse, wouldn't even work

I will still be making bands when I leave this Earth

And I'm still alive and well so it's even worse

I could shit and make a track, I don't need this verse

And my girlie's dad is rich is hell, have you seen her purse?

Never hungry, fuller plate's what the team deserved

I took the road less travelled, the scenic turf

Im a bad boy, but don't tell my mum she ain't see me curse

Show after show and they're cheering it seems rehearsed

I did the dash, I ran the race and I'm leading first

Couldn't even stop if I want it's the demons curse

I'm a goof, imma still go act odd and break even

I'm a star, I say it with my chest like I'm steven

It's a gift, I'm on Santa's lucky list for believing

It's legit, I'mma grab it by the jewels like I'm stealing

A different product, I'm unique, I'm one of one

They really popping in these streets, they showing love

They had me shopping, check receipts, I'm wearing ones

They lemme cop and I don't even got the funds

They gone be talking bout me even when I'm gone

They call me pop I ain't even got a son

You see the scene and I'm the reason that it's fun

It's a, w/l.'s but I be needing me a dub

I'm wit ur jawn n she tryna jork it

I'm da plug im not suttin u can stick a fork in

Da way I make da money talk itz bandthropomorphic

Your babymum called she want ballsack on forehead

Gwon den, All dead people in my pocketz bitch itz

Long money on me no shortbread i take da biscuit

Bouncer found a cornershop on my compadre when dey frisked him

I be punchin in off da juice i'm capri-sunny liston

Got your misses in my pillow fort playin naked twister

Blowin on my sax goin ham she playin careless whisper

Fuego baby crisper den a bag of pom bearz boy itz

All fly shit in my future i'm monclervoyant

Ai whyz your wifey starin for shitz bare annoyin

Dub her off da rip no drip she dress like cher lloyd

Money stack bolo, Queen lizzy on steroidz

Fuego baby i'm da patron saint of train fare avoidance

I'm da mayor of Covoissiera leone bitch

Zone 1 to zone 6, Make a baddiez toez twitch

Imma have half da rap game on moaury povich

So many sonz, you all came from my cahonez

And you know dis

I'm so tekky pull a blue eyez white dragon inna fuckin game of go fish

Vossi on me sippin chocci milk i am so pisht

I'm wit my Irish homiez i'm irish too but i look Polish

Up til two, when she's over it's half eleven

Two scales skaggy both of them showing half of seven

New beaur a nine her ma's a seven

I'm home alone and I'm passing the hash to Kevin

I just watched Karim neck a bottle of goat sauce

Heard your little track and that shit made us both soft

Hit the spliff thank fuck that's a load off

I lived in Germany they called me Oliver Kloseoff

Smoking green I'm in bits in Bethnal

I feel like big Joe steep me fists in petrol

I got too much drip picking fits is stressful

Few shrooms had me changing perspective

Family the only real shit I'm projecting

I be calling bro the goat cos I'm

I be calling bro the goat cos I'm - projecting

A different product, I'm unique, I'm one of one

They really popping in these streets, they showing love

They had me shopping, check receipts, I'm wearing ones

They lemme cop and I don't even got the funds

They gone be talking bout me even when I'm gone

They call me pop I ain't even got a son

You see the scene and I'm the reason that it's fun

It's a, w/l.'s but I be needing me a dub