Necklace

Oh, you're Mr. No One Gets Me

You lock it down, but you're not ready

Say I'm crazy, like, insane

God forbid I gave you my last name

Hmm, watch my necklace swing

Hair flip, then do my thing

I look good, and I bet it hurts

To lose the kind of woman that you never deserved

Hmm, put some Coltrane on

Sing another dive-bar karaoke song

He's a-kissin' on me, he finally picked a winner

You can't fill his Tecovas, baby, 'cause they're bigger

Backtalk, I know you ain't 'bout to backtalk

Bring me on up to bat and let me catwalk

Swing, three strikes, you're out

Let's bring a littlе tailgate action to the dugout

Calling up your roster, bookеd a trip to Broad City

'Cause you'll do anything that moves, it's true you ain't picky

How you think you're big-time 'cause you're on a salary?

I'm sorry that you'll never buy a better personality

Mmm, watch my necklace swing

Hair flip, then I do my thing

I look good, and I bet it hurts

To lose the kind of woman that you'll never deserve

Mmm, put some Coltrane on

Sing another dive-bar karaoke song

He's a-kissin' on me, he finally picked a winner

You can't fill his Tecovas, baby, 'cause they're bigger

Life's so hard, no one understands

You don't like your dinner, Mr. Sam I Am

Turn your mixtape on, cry it out

Keep my name out of your mouth

'Cause I'm Farrah Faucet in a thrift store dress

I could say more, you could say less

Your Pabst Blue Ribbon and cheap polyester

I'm all Eastwood, you're a spaghetti western

Mmm, what you think about that?

Tongues are all tied, like "Blah, blah, blah"

I look good, and you know I do

Here comes the punchline, joke's on you

So, hmm, watch my necklace swing

Hair flip, then I do my thing

I look good, and you know it hurts

To lose the kind of woman that you never deserved

Mmm, put some Coltrane on

Sing another dive-bar karaoke song

He's a-kissin' on me, finally picked a winner

You can't fill his Tecovas, baby, 'cause they're bigger