King of the Grass

Have you seen my mower?

I'm the king of the grass

Do you see my blower?

Yeah you shall not pass

I know everyone and everything

Yeah I know what they like

I know everyone and where they've been

And its quite a sight

Do you see this lanyard?

Get off my path

My name is wimbo

I'm the king of the grass

I'm jumping for joy at grass

Yeah mate don't come near me

When my strimmer is cast

I'm the king of allotments and the road kill cats

I'm the king of fucking everyone Yeah I know what they like - I see everyone and they see me, in my high vis greens

Don't be playing ball games when you're on my patch

My name is wimbo I'm the king of the grass

Jumping for joy at the grass

Yeah, it ain't easy

And I need a break

It's killing me, but,

It gets me home for half past three ready to watch my favourite daytime TV

Scratch my balls till my dad gets home. Wondering what his son will be

I'll be jumping for joy at grass