Midwest Cowboy

So I drove in

With a cowboy boot swag

It's a fuzzy Friday

On the route to Fort Wayne

A distracted left turn

On my minivan door

There goes a

One month's pay

With a

Check engine light that's giving me a gnarly headache

Through Ann Arbor to Marble

Tuna melt into Pittsburgh

Thinking this is unnormal

But things move differently in a vortex

10 more hours to Boston

Stretch my legs on the stage

We'll take a nap in the van tomorrow on the Yale college campus

Could you do what you need to do

When you're dipping below

Slow down

You're bout to hit the ride

Could you do what you need to do

Losing grip on control

Chill out

No time to change your mind

Would you slide down the road

Would you slide down the road that you know

Keep going doesn't matter

Keep going doesn't matter

Would you ride down the road

Would you ride down the road that you chose

Somehow

You start to feel alive

Chomp in

Better grip a good bite

Rate it like five stars

Leave a tip of high fives

Flat tire

On the route to

New York

Wouldn't roll me off course

Would it roll me of course

We rode the flood water downwards

From Virginia to Georgia

Smoking up through the mountains

Ohio thank you for the gas money

With a fourth quarter focus

Target lock on Wisconsin

I said that's not a Parker

You're not me

Could you do what you need to do

When you're dipping below

Slow down

You're bout to hit the ride

Could you do what you need to do

Losing grip on control

Chill out

No time to change your mind

Would you slide down the road

Would you slide down the road that you know

Keep going doesn't matter

Keep going doesn't matter

Would you ride down the road

Would you ride down the road that you chose

Somehow

You start to feel alive

You start to feel alive

You start to feel alive

You start to feel alive

You start to feel alive

You start to feel alive

You start to feel alive

You start to feel alive