Tall Tales (A Cappella)

Oh, I've got a story, hear me out.

Tell us all your story.

 I've got a tale you'll surely doubt.

Tell us all your story.

Oh, I met a girl in a far off land, the finest girl around.

Her hair was black, ran down her back and trailed across the ground.

Her voice would melt the coldest heart, one kiss would turn you pale.

All that being said, she had no legs, just a long and scaly tail.

Oh, I've got a story, hear me out.

Tell us all your story.

Oh, I've got a tale you'll surely doubt.

Tell us all your story.

I buried all my treasure on an island out at sea.

I lost the map but got it back in 1843.

I dug it up and sailed it home, played poker with a friend.

I tried to bluff, he showed a flush and now it’s lost again.

 Oh, I've got a story, hear me out.

Tell us all your story.

I've got a tale you'll surely doubt.

Tell us all your story.

When sailing ‘cross the ocean blue, a monster I did spy

Was twice as big as my old rig with one big gloomy eye.

My knees began to tremble as we steered on through the fog.

But as it cleared, all I had feared was a seaweed covered log.

Oh, I've got a story, hear me out.

Tell us all your story.

I've got a tale you'll surely doubt.

Tell us all your story.

Now surely you have heard about the siren's deadly tune.

 Their song is sweet, compels your feet to lead you to your doom.

To gaze upon their beauty is a pleasure I must know.

 If gorgeous wenches be my death then that's how I must go.

Oh, I've got a story, hear me out.

Tell us all your story.

 I've got a tale you'll surely doubt.

Tell us all your story.

I've got a story, hear me out.

Tell us all your story.

I've got a tale you'll surely doubt.

Tell us all your story.

HEY!