Expiration Dating

Finally, I've had enough

Gave it a try and it sucked

'Cause it's already over before it begins

Always start out as lovers and end up as friends

First, I'm swiping a picture to talk through a screen

Then he takes me to dinner to get in my sheets

Then a week passes by and there's no follow-through

And he's dropping the ball while I play by the rules

I'm sick and I'm tired of wasting my time

If everything has a shelf-life

I give up on love

They're telling me, telling me

"You'll find someone"

Give in to the fantasy

While you're still beautiful

Breedable and young

Sour, spoiled and aging

Expiration dating

Now she's old and alone with her shame (what is she doing?)

No children and no one to blame (but herself)

If I die alone, would it be all that bad

To live in a mansion with all of my cats?

I'm sick and I'm tired of wasting my time

Don't tell me that I have a shelf-life

I give up on love (love)

They're telling me, telling me

"You'll find someone" (one)

Give in to the fantasy

While you're still beautiful

Breedable and young

Sour, spoiled and aging

Expiration dating

(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)

She's passed her prime

(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)

She's lost her mind

(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)

Look at all her flaws

(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)

She's a hopeless cause

Give up on love

They're telling me, telling me

"You'll find someone"

Give in to the fantasy

While you're still beautiful

Breedable and young

Sour, spoiled and aging

Expiration dating

(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)

She's passed her prime

(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)

She's lost her mind

(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)

Look at all her flaws

(La-la-la, la-la-la, la)

She's a hopeless cause