Rich Guy Rock

Jagger told him

How to do his hair

Paul Simon tickets

In a box beneath the stairs

Brought up by Springsteen

When nobody cared

Never met McCartney

Except in his head

He listens to that rich guy rock

He wishes he could stop the clock

By listening to that rich guy rock

Cuz he says he doesn’t

Says he doesn’t need nothing else

Made a fortune

Before forty-five

He bought the guitar

Best that money can buy

Forgetting his daughters

Says he doesn’t have the time

But he plays that six string

Late into the night

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Lost a fortune

Before fifty-five

Wife and children

Backing out of the drive

Now he can’t find the song to sing

To make it alright

So he just plays that six string

Late into the night

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