Phone Call

Hello, this is your captain speaking.

Hello? Hello, is there anybody there?

If it’s you calling again, stop calling me!

Do you listen to me? Stop calling!

I’m already in another dimension, okay, and I’m going to yoga class in five minutes, so please stop calling!

You’re embarrassing me, okay.

And to be honest, you’re a sad sad person. Leave me the fuck alone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was wonderful, but I had to break up with him.

Uuh, obviously I can’t have a boyfriend when I’m flying around the univers.

Makes totally sense if you ask me.

And now he’s just calling all the time.