Hard Liquor (feat. Ballyhoo!, Sun-Dried Vibes & Oogee Wawa)

Hard liquor got me getting drunk quicker

No mixer tryin to fuck up my liver

I’ll drink a handle post some dumb shit on twitter

Can’t stop cause I ain’t no quitter, listen up and I’ll paint you a picture,

 

Alcoholics talk about clarity and it’s clear to me that it’s plain to see

Every drink I take is a drink I make numb down surrounding reality

Honestly, it’s hard to be, another mother fucker trying to chase a dream

So I chase my dream with some jimmy bean ‘til I’m babbling like a possessed fiend

This liquor has got me running my mouth

All of my opinions are coming out

On top of the bar and I'm ready to shout

You clowns wanna know what I'm really about

Booze is a crutch and I ain’t healing I’m going to end up going to meetings

But until then I’m a keeping on beating demons away with liquid meaning

How I’m dealing with my feelings is drinking up liquor ‘til I’m reeling

Laying in bed with a spinning ceiling, praying to the God of porcelain kneeling

Pull out the bottle please pour out a shot or three

Give me the bottle keep the shots and be my company

We’re getting drunk tonight, it ain’t gonna make shit right

But it can't get worse and I’ve done my verse so fuck it man, let’s get tight

 

Hard liquor got me gettin drunk quicker

No mixer tryin to fuck up my liver

I’ll drink a handle post some dumb shit on twitter

Can’t stop cause I ain’t no quitter, listen up and I’ll paint you a picture,

 

(Zach Fowler Verse)

Coronas and Crown

You line ‘em up we put ‘em down

Put it all on Hardesty I heard he’s buying rounds

Make it a double cause tonight I’m causing trouble

Catch me by the bar connecting pieces of the puzzle

 

Oogee Lee & SDV

Bumpin Uglies Plus Howi

Sometime around three this bar is begging us to leave

So tomorrow I repent from a lack of common sense

But in my defense I was drinking Rumplemintz

 

(Jesse Lee Verse)

I crack a bottle get drunk and I hit McDonald’s

My head will wobble from shots and sippin’ Cabo

A vintage wine with legs like runway models

Full throttle no sorrows my motto is quit tomorrow

I can drink with the best and I’m not braggin

With pants sagging no laughin just Van Dammin

This booze covers all the baggage I’m draggin

Took me twelve steps to get in then I torched that fuckin’ wagon

 

Ask Brandon

 

Hard liquor got me gettin drunk quicker

No mixer tryin to fuck up my liver

I’ll drink a handle post some dumb shit on twitter

Can’t stop cause I ain’t no quitter, listen up and I’ll paint you a picture,

 

(Howi Spangler)

See all the ladies I’ve dated they’ve demonstrated they hate it

When I get frustrated and faded thinkin bout how I ain't made it

I found a whiskey that loves me tolerates a curmudgeon

My followers on my socials see me hollerin Fuck it

I’m a man with a passion for theatrics and drama

I tweet at four in the morning ain’t got no time for the commas

These millennials love that heavy shit guess it’s my compelling wit

Bring ‘em to the fellowship and crush another day drinkin

 

I’m drinkin Espolon out the liquor bong

Chugging margaritas from dusk ‘til dawn

Mr. Wrong with them sake bombs

Feels like I'm livin in a drinkin song

Find me in the club with a gallon flask

Drunk off my ass punks actin’ crass

Next morning catch me at mass

Pullin keg stands off the communion cask

I am a menace that is void of all repentance

Drinkin anything fermented while I’m slurin all my sentences

Defending this is top of an extensive list

Entitled fucks I don't give, fuck how you live, I’m a keep it going ‘til your boys demented

 

Hard liquor got me gettin drunk quicker

No mixer tryin to fuck up my liver

I’ll drink a handle post some dumb shit on twitter

Can’t stop cause I ain’t no quitter, listen up and I’ll paint you a picture