Maxine

I must be the most pathetic human being you’ve ever seen

And I know I’ve got a snowballs chance in hell

To talk my way out of this

You’ve got me dead to rights

You know where I was last night

I’m not surprised she called you and confessed our sins or at least mine

I understand that there’s no second chances because I crossed the line

You’ve got me dead to rights

You know where I was last night

I wish it wasn’t how it seems

I slept with your best friend Maxine

Hello kettle, this is pot

You are black and I am not

What’s good for you, it’s good for me

I’m not the only one, you’ll see

I’ll apologize to you

But I gotta think it through

Am I sorry for what I’ve done

Or am I sorry I got called caught

You’ve got me dead to rights

You know where I was last night

I wish it wasn’t how it seems

I slept with your best friend Maxine